My FAVE pick up lines of the moment lol
I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true
I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access.
I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.
Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
I was blinded by your beauty so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?
Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle.
Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
AND THE WINNER IS: Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
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